“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a crib-house whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.” – James D. Nicoll

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XSL Sucks!

XSL is like a nuclear weapon, it might serve a purpose but firing in anger is a bad idea and not terribly scalable.

If there’s one thing I have learned…

… it’s that a day that begins with a visit from the police is unlikely to to end well.

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Is “Inversion of Control” a Bad Smell?

Is the request for an “Inversion of Control” a sign that the requester knows nothing about software design?

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A Goal for this Week: Fake Swine Flu

I get minor allergy reactions every spring, but I think this year I’ll just try to convince everyone it’s swine flu so I can be isolated and play with my computers without interruptions.

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Does XSL Leak File Handles?

Does XSL Leak File Handles?

No, but it may appear to in some use cases. If you use redirect:write a lot for example:

   <redirect:write file="{$outfile}">

The solution here is to bracket the write with open and close so that the engine does not have to implicitly track the open file stream:

   <redirect:open file="{$outfile}"/>
   <redirect:write file="{$outfile}">
   <redirect:close file="{$outfile}"/>

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How Do I Create Standards Compliant HTML in Java?

This is a common question and the answers out there are pretty sketchy. So I’m going to provide my example code:

package demo;

import java.io.FileOutputStream;
import java.io.IOException;

import javax.xml.parsers.DocumentBuilderFactory;
import javax.xml.transform.TransformerFactory;
import javax.xml.transform.dom.DOMSource;
import javax.xml.transform.stream.StreamResult;

import org.w3c.dom.Document;
import org.w3c.dom.Element;
import org.w3c.dom.Text;

public class HTMLDemo {

   public static void main(String[] args) {
      FileOutputStream outputStream = null;
      try {
         Document newDocument = DocumentBuilderFactory.newInstance().newDocumentBuilder().newDocument();
         Element html = newDocument.createElement("html");
         Element head = newDocument.createElement("head");
         Element body = newDocument.createElement("body");
         Element p = newDocument.createElement("p");
         Text textNode = newDocument.createTextNode("Hello World");

         outputStream = new FileOutputStream("/demo.html");
               new DOMSource(newDocument), new StreamResult(outputStream));         
      } catch (Exception e) {
      } finally {
         if (outputStream != null) {
            try {
            } catch (IOException e) {

I leave things like doctype as an exercise to the reader.

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The Three Phases of XSL Adoption

  1. This is cool and powerful! We should use it everywhere.
  2. This is a lot harder than it looks.
  3. IT BURNS! GET IT OUT! Aaaaaaaaaaah!
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Is Mobility the Next Big Thing?

It’s certainly looking that way. After all I’m posting this from a Blackberry!

This qwerty keyboard is great for all sorts of things.

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Beyond the Laptop?

It seems that everyone and their dog is creating handheld computing devices with WiFi and/or 3G GSM. I think that the migration away from latops has begun.

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