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“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a crib-house whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.” – James D. Nicoll

… it’s that a day that begins with a visit from the police is unlikely to to end well.

I get minor allergy reactions every spring, but I think this year I’ll just try to convince everyone it’s swine flu so I can be isolated and play with my computers without interruptions.